Signs You Need to Do Dishes

Dear apartment,

Please accept this as an apology for the state you’ve been left in for far too long now. Perhaps I will learn to do dishes before these signs start popping up in the future, and hopefully all of you are a tad bit better about doing dishes than I am.

  1. The dishwasher, which was once filled with clean dishes after the last load, is nearly empty from using dishes out of it. Why can’t I just get into the habit of emptying the thing and just turning it on once it’s FILLED!
  2. All of the spoons in the drawer … and dishwasher … and extra hidden stash are used and laying in the sink.
  3. All of your plates are waiting to be washed. All you have to eat off of are dessert plates. (Not such a bad thing if you think about it.)
  4. You choose to eat oatmeal for breakfast because your cereal bowls are dirty but your oatmeal bowls are clean.
  5. Your kitchen counters say that you’ve just had 12 people over to dinner, but in reality, it’s just been that long since you’ve put dishes away off of them.
  6. You write a blog post about how you need to clean instead of cleaning. (Procrastination, anyone?)
Okay, I realize how gross I am sounding right now. It really is time to clean this mess up. No leaving the apartment until it’s done.
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